Makes you think.....Can you add to this?

[Blackmirror]

Nope

good guess
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[LouiseNatalie]

boil it, hold it in your hand and jump those 3 feet, wrap it in bubble wrap, wrap it in styrofoam, drop it while it is still inside the chicken, drop it while it is still inside the egg box, drop it into someones hand.. I'm out of ideas :/

[Blackmirror]

Nearly lol
Drop it 4 feet. For the first 3 feet the egg will not hit anything.
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[plastic nev]

On a similar subject to daft law cases, here are some daft or strange
actual label instructions on consumer goods.

1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
Don 't turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

6. On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

8. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and... I'm taking this because???...)

10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to... what?)

11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

14. On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

15. On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

[Blackmirror]

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I believe in Karma, what you give is what you get returned
Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly,Love deeply, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile